kate middleton · the royals

Kate the Great

THREE MORE DAYS!!!!!

Holy royal smokes!

I really like Kate Middleton. I think she is gorgeous, sassy and fun. Just what the royal family needs in their midst  to shake things up a bit. Seriously, it just hasn’t been the same since Diana died.

Here are a few facts about Kate.

Fact # 1. When Prince William and Kate finally walk down the aisle next year, Kate will be 29, making her the oldest royal bride EVER. (Most royal brides in history have typically been teenagers. Even William’s mother, Princess Di, was barely 20 years old when she married his father, Prince Charles.)

Fact # 2. If the royal couple’s first press conference is any indication, Kate wants to be called by her given name, Catherine, and not by her nickname, Kate. So, we’re all going to have to get used to it! Besides, Princess Catherine has a regal air to it, and, if she and William go the distance and become king and queen, she will be the 6th Queen Catherine of England.

Fact # 3. When asked what they love about each other, William mentioned that Kate had “plenty of habits” that he loved to tease her about. We’re happy to know that the soon-to-be British princess has just a touch of neurotic tendencies. She also reportedly can drink William under the table, which makes her a girl after my own heart.

Fact # 4.  When a friend once said she was lucky to be with Prince William she replied, “He’s lucky to be with me.”

I love this girl!

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Four More Days

I missed yesterday!! So sorry but I had to go out for sushi with the twins, Maje, and meet two new cool girls! It was a lovely evening of girl time and no talk about the royal wedding. Actually the girls were talking to a guy from Britain for a few minutes so I guess that counts.

Let’s talk about the church, shall we? Westminster Abbey. BEAUTIFUL. And I have been there. I was a bartender at the coolest pub of all in London, The Scarsdale – I can make a mean Pimm’s and lemonade. Rumor had it that Princess Di would stop in from time to time. And you even wonder why I have a Princess Di obsession? Hello, love London, love England, LOVE DIANA.

A bit about Westminster Abbey – Every king and queen but two have been crowned here since 1066 — yes, even the stuttering Colin Firth, as George VI in “The King’s Speech” sat in that humble coronation chair here too. The Gothic building — nearly a millennium old — isn’t a cathedral, but is considered a “royal peculiar.” It’s debatably more impressive from outside than in, but inside you can see the resting places of Henry VIII and Cate Blanchett Elizabeth I, among many others.

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Dancing Down the Aisle

It seems for several years now there has been this trend to dancify up (yes, that is a Kim word) your wedding. Even on GLEE Kurt’s dad and Finn’s mom had a Glee’d out wedding where people were singing and dancing down the aisles, and at the reception. It was Gleetastic!

How freakin awesome would it be if the Royals actually decided to funk things up a bit and go against the grain. Here is what you might expect. Loves!

ps ~ six more days!

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Seven More Days!

Okay, I am giving you a way out if you need it. Some people have already had it with the news about the Royal Wedding, how is that possible? I’m not sure because my Princess Di obsession is really beginning to kick into overdrive, but for those of you who just can’t take it anymore – I offer you the Royal Wedding Sick Bag.

For the times you need to throne up…. haha. Hey, I didn’t make up that bad joke, it’s on the bag … and will be IN the bag too.

2011 · the royals

Eight More Days

The countdown has begun. Every day up to the wedding I will post some super awesome royal wedding tidbit that you just have to know! So you better check back every day to make sure you are in the know. Also, I am thinking my invite got lost in the mail? Can’t believe Wills and Kate would keep me off the list!

Carry on ….   May I introduce the “Instrument of Consent”, which is the Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II’s historic formal consent to Prince William’s forthcoming marriage to Kate Middleton.

Not only did William have to ask Kate’s dad for her hand in marriage but also his grandma. His grandma naturally being the Queen of England. How cute.

Because of a law from the 18th century – the Royal Marriages Act of 1772 – which decreed that “all descendants of George II must obtain the sovereign’s agreement before they wed, otherwise the marriage is invalid.” King George III (George II’s grandson) ordered the law when his younger brother, Prince Henry, Duke of Cumberland, secretly married a commoner.

I can just hear the conversation now….

William:  Hey grams, what’s up?

Queen: Oh no William, I know that tone in your voice. What do you want now?

William: You know that hot girl I was talking to you about, the one in the see-through black mini dress thingy that she modeled on the runway?

Queen: No.

William: Yes well, grams, seems like I am in love and apparently even in year 2012 I have to get some sort of consent formed signed by you. Kind of like I did when I went to camp, and the army, and even when I wanted to go to the zoo last week.

Queen:  It is called tradition William. It dates back to a law from the 18th century – the Royal Marriages Act of 1772.

William:  Again, 21st century yo. But keeping it reals grand! If you could just sign the permission slip I will be your ever-loving grandson.

healthy schmealthy

Namaste

Oh, my gosh. Ouch.

I was doing okay this morning but by evening my body is starting to revolt. I went to yoga class on Thursday, and I have been to yoga before but NEVER as strenuous as this. But it’s all good, yo! My teacher rocked and she kept us moving continuously throughout the hour and a half class. Maybe it was that extra half hour that kicked my ass?

I am scared to see how I will feel tomorrow. Isn’t the rumor you always feel it more on the second day? Seriously, even the palms of my hands hurt.

But I loved the yoga place! Everyone was over the top friendly, and as a bonus for me, spoke English! The professor (as they call them in class) even came over to me to introduce herself and find out more about me because it was my first time there. I told her it had been a long time since I had been in a yoga class but she welcomed me with open arms.  Want to go? The place is Zunray – C/ Can Brondo, 6   07001 Palma de Mallorca   +34 971 57 44 55. Check it out duuuuudes.

And just so we can do some yoga together, how to do the downward dog pose. Ready, steady, yoGO. haha. lame? cmon?!

Downward Facing Dog

Why Downward Facing Dog is one of the most frequently used yoga poses -it often links others together in a flow class. But just because it’s common doesn’t mean it’s simple.

Down Dog encompasses a lot of different body parts; it strengthens the arms and helps with shoulder, back, and hamstring flexibility. Done correctly, Down Dog also gives intermediate students the benefit of an inversion (having hips higher than the heart) before moving on to more challenging poses like Headstand, Handstand, or Forearm Balance. And because it’s used so often, it’s extra-important to get it right.

How: Start on all fours with your wrists about 6 to 12 inches in front of your shoulders. Separate your knees hip-width apart and curl your toes under. Pushing evenly into your palms, lift your knees off the floor. Lift your sit bones toward the ceiling and push the top of your thighs back so that your body looks like an inverted letter “V.”

At first keep knees bent and heels lifted off the floor. Slowly start to straighten your knees–but don’t lock them. Gently begin to move your chest back toward your thighs until your ears are even with your upper arms; don’t let your head dangle. Keep your hips lifting and push strongly into your hands. Lengthen your spine, spread your fingers apart, and breathe for 10 deep breaths.

To come out of the yoga pose, lower your knees to the floor, come onto all fours, and then bring your butt to your heels and forehead to the floor. Practice the pose five times, increasing the number of breaths each time.

Do you feel better already? I do. Namaste, y’all.

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Spanish lesson numero uno

Alright, how about a Spanish lesson for the blog today!? Dedicated to the Spanish verbs of “to be”, and I always seem to get it  wrong. Time to get it right mi amigo!

For our one verb of “to be” there are two Spanish equivalents/usage/translation/what the fuck have you. There is SER and  ESTAR. And for moi, it is difficult to remember when to use which one.

Though they both have the same meaning, they are used in different contexts. Remember that in English, this verb conjugates to is/are in the present tense (we are, they are, he is, etc). Even in english, this verb has different meanings, it just so happens that the same word is used. Take for example:

  • The dog is brown.
  • The dog is sick.

The first example indicates a basic characteristic of the dog, its color. The second, however, indicates its condition. In spanish, these different meanings each have their own verb:

  • El perro es marron
  • El perro está enfermo

In the first example, we use the verb ser because we are describing a basic condition of the dog which is fairly permanent (its color). In the second, we use estar because we are describing its condition, which is probably temporary.

Now, just so we all remember, let’s review the present tense forms of these verbs

Ser

  • soy
  • eres
  • es
  • somos
  • sois
  • son

Estar

  • estoy
  • estás
  • está
  • estámos
  • estáis
  • están

Now that we know the conjugations, let’s look more in-depth at when to use each. Note that this is not complete, but should give you the general picture.

Ser

  • the time
  • place of origin
  • occupation
  • nationality
  • religious affiliation
  • possession
  • relationship of one person to another

Estar

  • geographic or physical location
  • state or condition
  • progressive tense

Further rules

  • ser is always used when followed by a noun
  • the difference can change the meaning of an adjective (El profesor está aburido – the professor is bored, vs el profesor es aburrido – the professor is boring)

To try and help you remember, think of estar as being for temporary conditions (for example, health, mood, location are all things that will change) and ser for things that are more permanent (hair color, place of birth, etc).

And there you have it, happy conjugating!