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Green Globes

January 17, 2011January 17, 2011 GOING NINETY MILES1 Comment

I had so much fun with my 90210 post, that I decided to try it out again. Keep an eye out for my screenplay coming soon….

ANG: Um, Brad darling?

BRAD: Yes, Angie love.

ANG: Could you stop that thumb thing. This is my time, I am the one with the nomination, not you.

BRAD: But the peeps luv me man. I AM Brad Pitt.

ANG: And those sunglasses, seriously, did you smoke up before we left?

BRAD: Wha?

ANG: I have about had it up to here. Plus you haven’t even noticed I am wearing a color.

BRAD: Wha babe?

ANG: A COLOR BRAD! I AM WEARING A COLOR.

BRAD: Green. (giggles) My favorite.

ANG: Oh for heaven’s sake. (sigh) Oh! There’s Johnny!! JOHNNY!

Happy 90210

September 2, 2010March 4, 2019 GOING NINETY MILES6 Comments

DONNA: You guys better not drop me. I am on my second new nose.

DAVID: If I promise not to drop the front end can we finally have sex?

DONNA: DAVID! NO! I am to be a virgin until, well, another few weeks. And sorry, it won’t be with you.

BRANDON: Will it be with me?

DYLAN: Sorry Donna, not interested. This week, I only have eyes for Brenda. Next week, maybe I will get drunk, get high and ride my motorcycle over the cliff. You guys will miss me so much.

STEVE: Hey, if I stand like this will it make my schlong look bigger?

DAVID: Steve, if you get any closer, I will be having sex with you.

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Loos heart Hoda!

June 20, 2010October 20, 2016 GOING NINETY MILES1 Comment

Hey you guys! It’s ME live from NEW YORK!

I have the greatest group of girlfriends that I grew up with in highschool and our name is the LOOBIRDS. Don’t steal it now cuz it’s so freakin cool. Well, we all met in New York for a weekend reunion which I will be giving highlights to, but wanted to show you our celeb sighting. It was ….. hold on to your hat…. HODA KOTB from the Today show. Who? Wha? Okay, so I had no idea who Hoda was, but hey, I live in Europe now. Yep. But now I know! And she rocks.

So, Hoda met the Loos. She was very sweet. Stay tuned for more NY sights!

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