DONNA: You guys better not drop me. I am on my second new nose.
DAVID: If I promise not to drop the front end can we finally have sex?
DONNA: DAVID! NO! I am to be a virgin until, well, another few weeks. And sorry, it won’t be with you.
BRANDON: Will it be with me?
DYLAN: Sorry Donna, not interested. This week, I only have eyes for Brenda. Next week, maybe I will get drunk, get high and ride my motorcycle over the cliff. You guys will miss me so much.
STEVE: Hey, if I stand like this will it make my schlong look bigger?
DAVID: Steve, if you get any closer, I will be having sex with you.
6 thoughts on “Happy 90210”
is this a kim original script? funny!
what!? OF COURSE that is a kim original script! wouldn’t dream of putting anything else on my blog. glad you had a giggle. 🙂
Seriously, WTH is Ian Zierling doing in this picture?!
aloe, you mean steve.