I teach children English and today we discussed President’s Day being celebrated in the U.S. After learning the reason of the day – Mr. Washington and Mr. Lincoln – they were then declared President and were able to do what they wanted to. Here are a few of the highlights.
What would you change if you were President?
1. Paint the White House black.
2. Everyone in the U.S. would get a Ferrari.
3. No homework ever.
4. Only one burger allowed once a week. (This is because all of Europe believes all of U.S. is fat)
5. Change the NBA to JAF (my student’s initials).
How would you help the unemployment situation? I would plant grass in the desert and then hire everyone to cut it with scissors.
Who would you invite to your inauguration party?
The list from the female : Justin Bieber, Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, ME! and Demi Lovato
The list from the male: Rafa Nadal, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, ME! and some Spanish soccer player’s girlfriend.
Not too shabby of choices. Who would you pick to your inauguration party?